Wednesday, July 22, 2009

OOVOO madness!!

what we did masa oovoo!! N m so panat pakai mask tangah malam before i was un-quarantineddddd!!! hahahahaha!!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

how dumb a blonde can be~original blondes

Power of Believing in Ones Friends

A contestant, Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached
the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly,
she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
pushover. It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does
not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other
birds? Is it:

A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo

D) the vulture

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped she would not have to use it because ... her friend was, well, blonde. But she had no alternative.

She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly: 'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.'

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She
considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any
answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering
her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.
'I need an answer,' said Meredith. Crossing her fingers, the
contestant said, 'C: The cuckoo.'
'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes, that is my final answer.'

And Meredith replied, 'That answer is.... Absolutely correct! You are now a millionaire!'

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and
friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million
dollars.

'Joni, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the contestant.

'How did you happen to know the right answer?'

'Oh, come on,' said the blonde... 'Everybody knows that cuckoos
don't build nests. They live in clocks.'

Sally fainted............................

just for updates~

M Officially So called "UN-QUARATINED" !!! hahahah!!

m not gonna update much~but i wana make ur night with a mind blasting joke i received from my friend via email~:D have fun n G'night!

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u

Thursday, July 9, 2009

For the love of my life♥

i know it's 5 days past, But i just wana do this special post especially for the Love of my life. Happy belated birthday Baby! Muhammad Faiz bin Hj Sawal *tu yaaa full name* !! he's 20 years old now!!! his actual birthdate is actualy on the 4th of july *wow! independence day~LOL* well baby, now u're 20~bowhhhH!! hahah~ pakan! nada la syg~ love u no matter what! && thanks for the Dinner last saturday night*4th of july* really appriciate it baby! but but but! m the one who's suppose to do sumthng on ur birthday! instead,u suprise me by coming down all the way to KB~ awww!! i love u baby! well,i planned to buy a big cake. but then he told me he's so unsure wether he could come down to KB or not. so yeah, me n mummy bought a small cake just for him.NO MORE SURPRISES! pleasseeee~*puppy eyes* okays then, Picturesssss!!!

WYWY